Okay so after not logging into my Plenty of Fish profile this morning... the first two emails are from a man named Shane.... I cant make this shit up!
First email:
MY NAME is shane im ez going single i like spending my time at home watching moves i dont like bars i do like to cook .i do like to dance.the mountens ,i love my dog and cat i was sereus would u like to go out on valentines?if so lets chat and get to know one an other. if not thats ok .i just seen your pic and thouhgt u were cute. shane my # is 801-561-****
Second email:
sorry i was a little nurevis when i wrote u . then i went back and read it and i left out the part about asking u .ok lets start over i would like to get to know u and if u dont think im strange after leaving out half of my letter or to forword i would b honerd to take u out v day .if u would like to get 2 know me fill free to call 801-561-****.sorry im just a little nurvis
At this point I am trying to be nice... but it blows my mind. I'm not a Spelling Bee winner... but good HELL!
My nice reply to the 2nd email:
Shane I appreciate the invitation to go out, however I will have to politely decline. You might consider using a spell check that comes with most emails and copy and paste your emails in the plenty of fish email so you dont appear so uneducated. For future reference nurevis is actually spelled nervous, and honerd is honored and forword is forward, u is spelled you, and 2 is to or too depending on how you are using it. Best wishes in your search. Please do not reply.
When I get these I dont even know how to reply anymore....
