Meth cowboy- unemployed and looking for love

HIS EMAIL TO ME: "just go look at my profile please? and remember what you asked for"

His Profile information:

jimbilly9 The Turtle: unsure why i'm here,but if i find it WOO
City: Salt Lake City Utah
Sign: Virgo
Height: 5' 9" (175 cm)
Age: 39 year old Man
Ethnicity: Caucasian with Gray hair
Smoker? :Often
Body Type: Thin

_Do you drink?: Socially
Marital Status: Divorced
Profession :professional boredom
Smarts: Associates degree
Do you want children? : Undecided/Open
Do you do drugs?: No
Do you have children?:No
Do you have a car? : No

I SAY WHAT I MEAN AND I MEAN WHAT I SAY. i'm too old to be cute and i'm not brad pitt, but if i treat a woman badly my mamma would come down here and beat me senseless i do believe that men and women can be friends, since that is how GOOD relationships start.i also don't have a lot to offer besides mildly good conversation and time. right now i am disabled and bored and would like to get more active AWAY FROM THIS COMPUTER!I cannot drive because of the meds i'm on, hell i can barely walk sometimes. you ever try running with a cane? i love to walk and it would be so much better if i had company so i could be talked into going further,that way i might be able to get back to where i was before my injury so i can pick up little ones that pull on my pants legs saying UPPIE!!!. i listen to the music i was raised on so when i have a choice, country, gospel, and bluegrass, tho if i can understand what they are singing (not screaming) i'll listen to just about anything (tho if its rap have excedrin available) so if you're looking for someone that will answer your questions honestly (unless you warn him to soothe your ego) uhm *raises hand quietly* also any bar games like pool, darts, rings, or bottles....if you think you can take me on you are MORE than welcome to try...oh btw i can even sing so karaoke can be on the list too...

Okay so I read all of that... and I look at my profile and I don't see anything that is what I asked for.

My reply: Okay you like to dance, but cant walk. I dont really see what else we might have in common. I dont like smokers, I dont want any more children. I have 3 of my own plus one I am raising. I cant stand gospel music. I dont need the financial burden of someone who cannot work and doesnt have a car. So I'm not sure what you meant by your email but I assure you we are not a good match.
Happy Fishing

My profile...

I am Seeking a Man For Dating
Do you drink? Socially
Marital Status Divorced
Profession : Admin Law Enforcement
Smarts : Some college
Do you want children?: Does not want children
Do you do drugs? No
Do you have children? Yes
Do you have a car? Yes
I'm not perfect and I make mistakes, I want more than anything some one to convince me love can last forever. Not looking to change my situation I like it the way it is. It's going to take one hell of a man to make me want to merge worlds. I have 3 children they are the reason I do what I do everyday, they deserve my love, time and attention, being a single working mother there's never enough time, so if you need someone who can be at your beck & call keep looking. I imagine when I find the right man there will be enough time for everyone. Just be honest. Be comfortable with who you are. Be outgoing! Be respectful of yourself and others. Be considerate. Be romantic. Be able to carry-on an intelligent conversation. Be open to the possibility... Have a goal. Have a dream. Have a job. (or at least be looking for one) Have an opinion about something. Have a sense of humor. Be able to laugh at yourself and WITH others. Have a belief system in place--and live by it. Want to be a better person than who you are now. Don't be a continual victim. Take some control over your life. Accept some responsibility! Live so that those who are around you walk away a better person because they have been with you. In a brief conversation; a man asked a woman he was pursuing the Question, 'What kind of man are you looking for?' She sat quietly for a Moment before looking him in the eye and asking, 'Do you really want to know?' Reluctantly, he said, 'Yes.' She began to expound... 'As a woman in this day and age, I am in a position to ask a man what he can do for me that I can't do for myself. I pay my own bills. I take care of my household without the help of any man...or woman for that matter. I am in the position to ask, 'What can you bring to the table?' The man looked at her. Clearly he thought that she was referring to money. She quickly corrected his thought and stated, 'I am not referring to money.' I need something more. I need a man who is striving for perfection in every aspect of life. 'He sat back in his chair,folded his arms, and asked her to explain. She said, 'I am looking for someone who is striving for perfection mentally because I need conversation and mental stimulation. I don't need a simple-minded man. I am looking for someone who is striving for perfection spiritually because I don't need to be unequally yoked...'be lievers mixed with unbelievers are a recipe for disaster'. I need a man who is striving for perfection financially because I don't need a financial burden. I am looking for some one who is sensitive enough to understand what I go through as a woman, but strong enough to keep me grounded. I am looking for someone who I can respect. In order to be submissive, I must respect him. I cannot be submissive to a man who isn't taking care of his business. I have no problem being submissive...he just has to be worthy.God made woman to be a helpmate for man. I can't help a man if he can't help himself. When she finished her spill, she looked at him. He sat there with a puzzled look on his face. He said, 'You are asking a lot.' She replied, 'I'm worth a lot.'

An introduction

You may think this is a blog from another angry woman scorned by a man and ready to hide away in a cave. But thats not it at all and it's not to out any certain man its just going to be a sample of what divorced and single women are dealing with on a daily basis. Things that make me say "Are you EFFIN kidding me?" right out loud...

The men in the blog are innocent until proven guilty, but have probably used poor taste or no common sense in their choices. I could fill the blog with guys who really deserve to be here.. but I'm not a hater.. I'm looking to laugh and make others laugh with me through the misery that is dating now-a-days! I dont update it as often as I could some emails from lame guys, though blog worthy just get deleted.

For my family who will now find out about my blog from my first followers my daughters.... I know you dont like my language, but you have to forgive me for that. I hope you'll find my dating experiences entertaining and that you feel my pain. lol Heaven help me find a man.... one worth keeping.

Cemetary Photos on a Singles Website Profile...

Okay I'm a divorced mother who's been single since April of 2005, I have had my share of dating disasters, I have laughed with friends over some of the happenings but thought it would be fun to start blogging the incidents... This morning while checking my POF... Plenty of Fish Account this morning I encountered a well meaning gent ... who I had to tell....

Thank you for writing, I'm not interested. While I applaud you for having 3 photos on your profile, Its kinda creepy to put a photo on a singles website with you at the cemetary.

I know you think I am kidding.. but I'm not. The man had a photo of him and 2 boys at the cemetary!

DISTURBING!!