Thursday, September 9, 2010

Unique.....

So I thought I would check out my competition.... So from my profile as others see it-
I clicked the see more like her button.... It pops up with this comment....
Sorry, we didn't find any other matches like Jessicas_Lookin.
Jessicas_Lookin is truly unique.....
I must say I am really amused by this!

My Match.com Profile....


Jessicas_Lookin
Oh hell this better be good.... LOL
36-year-old woman
American Fork, Utah, United States
seeking men 35-43 within 50 miles of American Fork, Utah, United States
Relationships: Divorced
Have Kids: Yes, and they live at home (3)
Want Kids: No, but it's ok if my partner has kids
Ethnicity: White/caucasian
Body Type: Curvy
Height: 5'7
Religion Spiritual but not religious
Smoke- No way
Drink- Social Drinker
for fun:
Picnicing, spending time with my kids and family. Shopping, decorating, painting, crafty, scrapbooking. Entertaining, BBQ's, yard work, designing landscaping, curling up on the couch with a good book or watching a movie.
my job:
Paraprofessional in Law Enforcement. I love my job, it makes me aware but it also makes me over protective of my children and loved ones. But I am perfectly fine with that.
my religion:
I was raised in an LDS home, but I just believe that if you are a good person and that you try to be a better person each day. Live a life you can be proud of you'll be just fine.
favorite hot spots:
We have fantastic mountains surrounding us. Provo Canyon, Squaw Peak, Cascade Springs. I would love to travel to tropical islands. But theres also no place like home.
favorite things:
Crime Scene shows, Snapped, first 48, Fox 13 news, Country music, prime rib, summer time, 4 wheeling, nascar, fireworks, a starry night, flannel sheets, waterfalls, perfect weather, great company, fun conversations.
last read:
Reading- My Sisters Keeper. Love short stories like Readers Digest, I dont get a lot of time to just sit and read unless it's my kids reading to me for homework.
About me:
I'm a divorced mom, I have 3 kids 17, 7 and 3 all with my ex husband. I've been divorced for 5 years after a 14 year marriage. I enjoy making friends, I don't believe you can ever have too many. However the reason I am here is to find my someone. I want to be the one he knows he could live without- but he doesn't want to.


I was scrolling through profiles on here- and found- some guys opening line was "this web site makes me want to cut myself" It makes me think of the funny little stick figure gif file where the stick figure pours gas on himself and lights himself on fire! Sigh, and yet somehow we all believe there is a special person out there that will make all of this torture worth it. At least that's how I feel, hope, believe... if I'm wrong don't dash my dreams... just yet.


Yes, I'm curvy, I'm big boned, and I prefer the word thick, but I am comfortable in my own skin and I like who I am inside and out. That self confidence, my curves combined with bedroom eyes, and a melt you smile gives me an edge over those women who hate themselves, have eating disorders and wont have sex with the lights on! I'm also realistic, I've had 3 kids (UDOT's using my stretchmarks as a guide for the I 15 Core project lol), I have some genetics against me and I like good not so healthy for you food.


I am lucky enough to have been the ugly duckling- so even though I know I'm pretty now, I have to look in a mirror to be reminded - and I still blush when given a compliment. It's something you can never hear enough. I am active and I am working on getting in better shape- however, I'll always be curvy.


My big fat greek er I mean mormon family is very important to me- all 117 of them! I was raised with deep rooted traditions and want that for my children. My siblings are a fantastic group of people to hang out with!


If it starts as friends and becomes more, or if we are lucky enough to find that elusive love at first sight, I want to share my life with someone! I have been patiently waiting, watching and hoping to find my prince. I enjoy a mans company, I love having a family, I want someone to grow old with. I am happy, love my life, my children. I want a man who is secure, who knows what he wants in life.


Be a good person, have goals, have a job, have a belief system and live by it. Know who you are and what you want. Treat people the way you want to be treated. Have a life list, be willing to share it- and work towards checking each item off that list with someone you love! I spent too much time in a marriage that had grown cold. I need that FIRE, passion, desire.


Email me and say HI, send a wink- it's not a marriage proposal!! I'm pretty sure they don't make an automatic withdrawal from your bank account every time that you say hello to a person- unless you use that copy paste- and they should charge you double. If you cant be creative enough to say something different to each woman who catches your eye best log off and work on that. Use your manners- make the conversation count- be able to talk about more than the weather or sex.


I want a man who has experienced enough of the rest to know- when he's found the one... he should hold on to... ME.

Tuesday, September 7, 2010

DamnSkippy88

I swear the full moon is still shining As if the picture wasnt enough to send me running for the damn hills!!- " hello I'm as simple as thay come I love to (insert rotflmao smiley) so hard I cry. I'm a (Angel smiley)and a(devil smiley) just for fun. I understand you have responsibilities don't we all. lets get somthing to (eating smiley) what do you say? a devorce is tough.I know.
I really dont get it- the picture looks like it's taken in an attic and theres a sewing machine in the background- Does this scream "Silence of the Lambs to anyone else?" UGGG!! Hopefully when I decide how to reply- that will be it.
My reply:Mr.Skippy- where do I start? Your profile picture is creepy- SHAVE your face, do something to control your hair and you might want to look behind you in the picture. It's about putting your best foot- face forward. If this represents the best in you, I'm sorry. Thay is spelled they- an angel and a devil- were you realy just looking for reasons to insert smilies? Somthing is spelled SOMETHING and devorce is divorce. Please do yourself a favor- stop inserting smilies- and use an email or word to write your emails- then use spell check. I'm not being mean, just honest. With this type of email a girl doesn't even want to finish the email - let alone check out your profile.

Friday, September 3, 2010

I'm just an IDAHO SPUD


From: cupiddude Subject: Hi Sent Date: 9/1/2010 5:06:30 PM

hey stranger how RU have U found your prince yet??? Cya Sweetheart;) Dave At this point I'm trying to remember the last time I got drunk, Cause I know I wasnt THAT drunk! LOL Be nice Jess... be nice..... Maybe he's from the office lol
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~From: SmilinJessica Subject: RE:Hi Sent Date: 9/1/2010 7:27:38 PM

hi, I'm trying to decide if I know you if so where from? Familiar yet I'm not placing you.... lol That old familiar feeling of the death chamber at USP.... lol Wonder what his offender number is.
~~~~~~~From: cupiddude Subject: RE:RE:Hi Sent Date: 9/1/2010 9:52:21 PM

Well sweetie I would never forget that sexy smile of yours;)Dave Okay is this a POF stalker? I mean FOR REAL?
From: SmilinJessica Subject: RE:RE:RE:Hi Sent Date: 9/1/2010 10:05:00 PM

Okay- I'm terrible for not remembering can you give me some hints? ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Was this someone from Gators that knew Betty? I mean really-
From: cupiddude Subject: RE:RE:RE:RE:Hi Sent Date: 9/1/2010 10:12:21 PM

I'm a spud digger from idaho but u look like someone i used to know and made me smile:]Have a gnight sweetie;)D Is this man for real?? CREEPY!!!
From: SmilinJessica Subject: RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:Hi Sent Date: 9/1/2010 10:14:31 PM

hmmm Well- sorry I couldnt place you. (WHEW)
From: cupiddude Subject: RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:Hi
Sent Date: 9/2/2010 6:06:07 PM

Me 2 baby haha; I can think of plenty of places Tee Hee;)Well maybe we can chat sometime; I can be crude and**** or please u w/precious remarks like how cute UR and hoe sexy U look in purple w/the matching lipstick!!! MMMMMMM I really like that pix, but i'm sure UR prolly bored w/all the compliments!!!if u wanna chat or send me some cute pix that would be cool...Take Care Swetheart;)Dave,801-589-19**
Creeeepy- and cant spell worth a damn and it's not PURPLE it's called "DESIRE" and the FREAK STILL INCLUDED his phone number!

Tortoise and the Hare-


Okay back in the saddle again- On my favorite FREE website- so this is the opening email I received: From: zapss2008 Subject: hey there Sent Date: 9/2/2010 9:17:41 AM

greg here 6'1,219, blu eyes dark hair easy going, origin from east coast been here 6 yrs..love to talk more or meet....like outdoors, goof off walk n talk, movie n dinner pizza n cuddling, hiking, sports, and humor for sure, weekend getaways and well lots...
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From: SmilinJessica Subject: RE:hey there Sent Date: 9/2/2010 8:05:03 PM

Hi Greg its nice to meet you. Vegas ay? Simple reply I thought! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ From: zapss2008 Subject: RE:RE:hey there Sent Date: 9/3/2010 12:36:09 AM 12:36...

yes but love to talk more or even meet...have car will travel lol....hows your week been....702-208-**** if wana text me ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
From: zapss2008 Subject: Hi Sent Date: 9/3/2010 12:36:59 AM and 12:36....

u r such a hottie sweetie....we should meet for sure ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
From: zapss2008 Subject: RE:RE:hey there Sent Date: 9/3/2010 12:40:49 AM and 12:40...

whatcha doin all holiday weekend? hint hint ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
From: SmilinJessica Subject: RE:RE:RE:hey there Sent Date: 9/3/2010 7:14:12 AM

LOL slow down I realize a long weekend would be a great chance to meet a long distance possibility.. However I don't work like that. I want to get to know a person for a bit online before the texting and the face to face. I understand some girls do. I don't. I have 3 children to think of and working corrections I know what kinds of freaks are out there. I am not a desperate single mom. I replied to be nice as long distance relationship is not something I want. Happy fishing So at this point I'm thinking wow- I let him down easy- I was nice, honest. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
From: zapss2008 Subject: RE:RE:RE:RE:hey there Sent Date: 9/3/2010 9:34:30 AM

you right sweetie some goofballs out here and i respect that. well ask away anything u want..here lil bio ok..very easy going guy here from VA oriiginally and some NC, MINN Chicago as well lol...lived here 6 yrs, divorced 4 plus, have a super duper son 16, we best of friends, goof off walk n talk like outdoors, hiking, sports, movie n dinner pizza n cuddling, love life, romance and passsionate guy, love kissing, well with right person hehehe, and more.... I guess I forgot 1 thing.... HINT HINT- cause he obviously didnt get it! Normally I dont think I'd want to be referred to as the tortoise, but when hares like this are in the race... I'm out lol NEXT PLEASE!!