There are NO words... Midevilman looking for his lady..

So as you just read I'm content with the flavor currently before me... though he is sleeping at his house right now....excuse me while I smile for a second thinking about how he called me even though it was very late- havent missed a night in 26 days. Thinking of him is how I will make it through this post without bawling at the options... out there as a single woman....

Hadnt checked my POF account, I though ah I'll just check it.... Now there is a really cute Medic in my email- seems nice, kinda cute.. so dont let my blog fool you- it's not ALL BAD, but when it is BAD, it's very very bad. Somehow- are you effin kidding me just doesnt seem to..... there really are no words... and yes I know I'm shallow and going straight to hell.

His email to me:

hello my name is owen, just wanted to say that i enjoyed your profile, and was wonder if you would like to chat some time. if you check out my profile i just shaved off my beared this morning and have notput a new pick up yet am going to try today after work, Do you like to go for rides on motorbikes?

Seems nice- right, it shouldnt bother me that his own name is not capitalized and that I is i... or that he had a beared or that he doesnt have a new pick up yet- but "am going to throw up" just doesnt cut it either. I guess motorcycle was too hard to spell?

It kills me- but I decided to click on it.... A-N-Y-W-A-Y..... God, I think I just threw up a little! Okay it was a lot. Nasty! He's 43 and I'm willing to bet- a registered sex offender.

His Profile:

I am in the S.C.A(society for creative anachronism)The SCA is an international organization dedicated to researching and re-creating the arts and skills of pre-17th-century Europe.i am a merchant and heavy armor combatant, i am allso a mead maker,I have a 2003 honda VTX 1800 motorcycle that i love to go on rides a lot, i enjoy cooking if i have some one to cook for, i like pc games watching it rain, moonlit walks, sitting around the camp fire, shooting pool, I am kinda shy tell i get to know you, I have been working for the same employer for over 6 years this is theseconed time working for them my first time was for 5 years, I realy enjoy what i do the hours are the best, and during the summer i am partners with a friend and we merchant at some of the events here in utah, Like the salt lake scotish games,freedom days, pason scotish games, and cash valey cletic days. The S.C.A. lets me get out and camp alot, i have black powder guns that i like to go out and shoot as well

I - wow, barfbag please!! Someone!!

Oh.... wow I cant even get started with this reply until I check the zipcode for 84601 and 10 miles in the surrounding area for the sex offenders.. so thats what I'm going to do. I didnt find him but I am too tired to look really.

So my reply: I suppose the right thing to do right now would be to delete your email and block you- but I have to tell you since you emailed me, you kinda opened the door... Take a real good look at your pictures and tell me that you can honestly see someone like me- with someone like you. I dont want you to write me again with any reply as the very sight of you makes me want to pour DranoMax in my eyes. Seriously. Eww