Okay so this one really has me laughing, I cannot laugh hard enough.
His profile: my hobbies are music (glam), movies, and concerts. My goal everyday is to make someone smile that is having a bad day!! I believe that when you wake up in the morning you choose whether your going to have a good happy day or a sad pissy one!! What makes me unique is im 6'8 and a big teddy bear! Im a very caring person and enjoy taking care of who I am with. Im in school to become a nurse. I still have a ways to go, but once I am done I will probably continue with school and become a social worker, so I can do both. Well at least that is my goal anyway. Wanna know more send me a message.
Unlike the rest of the boys on my blog, I gave this one my number it's been a week, text messages- I was going to meet him and have dinner tonight. His emails and text messages were nothing to blog about... he seemed like a normal guy, and I believe he had good intentions- he never said anything that sent off alarms... red flags or other things until today.
He seemed thoughtful and nice and sent me cute messages like the one this morning.... Hey beautiful, just wanna wish you a great day :-)
Cute isnt it..... well today he accidentally picked to send it to my email and not my cell phone- well when you do that- you can see all the numbers the text message is sent to LMAO.
He sent it to 7 of us.... 7 women. I debated throughout the day what to do since we were going to meet at 6:30 for dinner. I debated calling each of the numbers and inviting them to dinner with us. I thought about reserving a table for 8. I thought about standing him up. I really didnt know what to do until I was on my way there. I wrote him a message- on the bottom of the email- I said
Hey Patrick, Wasnt sure if all these "beautiful" women would be showing up tonight. After thinking about it all day today I decided it might be best if you give one of them a call to join you for dinner. I'm not interested in being 1 of 7 women being "wooe'd" by you. Good Luck Jessica OH BTW- Lose my number and email.
I walked into Applebee's and handed the Hostess the note- and said there will be a very tall man coming here to meet me tonight- will you give him this? She of course looked at me funny, I said read it- it's funny!
I walked out to my car and left. I of course got a text message from him-
Him: I got it. :( good luck
Me: You too.
Him: Why did you make me come here?
Me: I wasnt sure how to handle it, I wrote the note as I was driving. You have a lot of nerve, but you're not a very good player.
Him: Do you realize I'm not dating anyone :(
Him: A good player?
Me: You sent the same text message to 7 women at the same time, 7 SEVEN!
Him: But I have not dated any of them. You were the one I thought of 1st when I had a day off. It's cool my loss.
Me: Each one believes it's just for her, to me thats the definition of asshole
Him: Guess I really dont know how to date. Still kinda new at it. Like I said my loss. I'm not really an ass. Wish you would of seen for yourself and not judge me on a text.
Me: Advice.. 1 at a time is advised. The way I see it I saved myself a load of tears, Oh and stop sending mass flirt messages.
Him: You will never know. When I go on a date I date one person. It is true I've been trying to befriend several, but the one day I asked off I asked you, not them.
Me: I almost replied all and invited them to join us, you could of speed dated all of us tonight.
Him: Whats wrong with dating lots? I'm sorry really I am :( I'll leave ya alone.
Me: Dating lots isnt a problem if they know they are 1 of lots, you have 6 other women to call, make some excuse... "Hey, I just got the night off... wanna go see a movie?"
Him: If you were to of asked I would of told you I'm talking to some others, but you have not dated them.
Me: Why would I ask? I was already getting messages from you "I like you already" "Cant wait to hug you"
Him: Which were true, why do you think I chose you? It dont matter now, not even sure why I'm pleading my case. Later Good Luck.
Me: You know you lost BIG... I hope you learn from this, I'll bet if I sent them messages they would think the text messages was meant for only them too.
Him: Ya I can see how that would be. I'm not perfect in anyway. Only one thing I can say is sorry.
Me: Nobody is perfect, nobody expected perfect.. I expect upfront and honest.
Him: I never once lied to you.
Me: Hell, there wasnt enough time between all those text messages to 7 women, it's all good I just hope you learn from this.
Him: :( Well your pic is gone, work number is gone, email is gone, only thing left is your cell.
Me: You too, I'm glad I sent the pic so you wouldnt confuse me with the others.
Then I hit that deadly REPLY ALL BUTTON and sent the following message to the numbers that also received the mass text this morning.... Hey Ladies, since we are all beautiful women I just thought I'd let you all know Patrick is off tonight, as we were going to meet for dinner- but when I got this mass text sent to my email- and seen 6 other numbers I decided against it.
Good Luck!
Good Luck!
I got this message from one of the numbers back: You just made my night I'm afraid to say. My name is Holli and you must be Jessica
I'm thinking he sent them all a text message ... Quitters never win, winners never quit and players- are no match for me LOL
Okay- so I had to update this we'll call this part-
"The Morning after"
I got emails from one of the numbers and eventually sent her a text message, she let me know he got engaged in November using a CZ ring. What a cheap ass. I couldnt resist, I sent him a text that said
"YOU are engaged? "
Him: Was but what do you care it was a while ago, it didnt work out. Are you obsessed? Good heck drop it, its over dang.
Me: November LMAO OMG I dodged a bigger bullet than I thought.
Him: Whatever, Thanks for texting everyone.
Me: Quitters never win, winners never quit and players are no match for me. Juliane divorced you!
Him: Get over it damn
Me: You are a liar Patrick, I'm good, but you sir are a liar!
Him: Ok leave me alone. You already made everyone dump me so smile big and move on.
Me: No asshole YOU DID!
I posted on his facebook wall: Oh the tangled webs we weave when first we practice to deceive.
My GF gave me this quote: There are three kinds of men: The one that learns by reading; The few who learn by observation; The rest of them have to pee on the electric fence for themselves. ... Patrick Parkin PP'd on the fence.
That boys and girls- is how you put a player in his place. I am however regretting not emailing all the women first and reserving a table for 8...
That would of been fun.. I just had no idea how much he had really earned that honor..
Hey it's just Jessica- for all of you who Patrick is now linking you to my blog- and telling you how crazy I am, and that he needs a Attorney, I have not contacted the SLEAZE BAG again.. I have NO DESIRE to speak with him. I will tell you all though, I am proud of how this was handled, and 3 women have come forward and thanked me for this.
ReplyDeletePatrick- think of it this way- I didnt even make you buy me dinner before I dumped you on your ass.
An email I received:
ReplyDeleteHello Jessica,
I was one of the "Beautiful 7" as well and wanted to give you some more juice to add to your blog. No, I wasn't stalking your name, it was brought to my attention by none other than Mr. Parkin himself. Quick background. . . . I have been seeing him since before Christmas, when I say seeing I do mean SEEING, as in we weren't just texting/talking on the phone. I have physically gone out with him atleast 5 times, he has been to my house, I have been to his, so on. . .
When I received your mass text I wasn't upset or anything because I knew he was seeing other women, I made it very clear to him on day one that I was dating others as well and it was no issue to me if he was.
Today I received a text from the man stating that you had written a blog about him and he was going to email me what it said. His email contained "copy/paste" images of your blog that unfortunately wouldn't open on my email. However, unfortunately for HIM, he had accidentally included the blog link in the email. It was the only thing that I could actually see on the whole damn thing.
Low and behold I have discovered that he used the EXACT word for word lines on you that he used on me. "Can't wait to hug you", "I like you already", but my all time favorite line would be "I could have called any of them but I chose you" Yes, I am afraid I have heard that line as well. How about the lines "Every other girl I have talked to on POF has been crazy, but not you" or "I am falling in LIKE with you"??
After calling him out on all his inconsistancies (from using the same lines to point blank stating he only dated one girl at a time) he quickly began back pedaling to the point where I could no longer tolerate the level of word vomit spewing from his phone. I put him out of his babbling misery and set him free to graze the pastures for more unsuspecting single ladies. Best of luck to the women out there that stumble upon this bulls shit. (pardon my language)
So from a future "crazy girl from POF" to one that has already been dubbed so by Mr. Parkin, I applaude you and the massive balls you possess.
I feel like a proper introduction is now in order; Hello, My name is ****, crazy POF girl #2, and you are now my hero!
Another email:
ReplyDeleteJessica,
I love the blog. I think you need to keep it going. It would be great if other women contributed their dating horror stories to your blog.
Pat would never get a lawyer so don’t worry about that. He only said that to make me think that he was innocent in this whole thing.
Sorry about your encounter with Pat. Ive known him since Elementary school and he’s always embellished stories but he has gone off the deep end lately. He lies to me all the time and fabricates people and situations. I don’t know what is really going on in his life.
Ive known ****** for over 10 years. Pat doesn’t realize that ****** and I talk and she has been keeping me in reality. And thank goodness for her because Pat’s life gets really confusing. Ha ha ha
Oh man, this is SOME FUNNY STUFF!! How rad you were able to put him in his place, before hand. I was married (yes, married) to a guy who did this type of stuff. It started when we were dating and I was the dupe who believed the BS of "but you're the only one I think of..." blah, blah, blah...I'm pretty sure he's currently eating out of the garbage behind applebees now. He's lost all credibity with everyone...
ReplyDeleteWTG, sister!