So I logged on.. an IM pops up from the quack... Hi Jessica- my reply: I'm not interested. I closed the IM.
This is followed by an email: Honestly, if you aren't interested that is totally fine. I'd see us being more friends anyway. I'd just like some candid feedback as to why you aren't "interested". Thoughts?
My Reply: I didn't appreciate your approach. I'm straight forward, I put myself out there exactly as I am, you mocked this, insulted me and expected courtesy in return. I've had better conversations with inmates who touch themselves while I spoke. Like I said, try being straight forward. You want games, I hear yahoo will hook you up.
His Reply: Are you used to joking around? What were you in prison for?Honestly, I appreciate the feedback!
My Reply: HA, I joke all the time, but only do it in that sense when I'm ready for a round of "yo-mamma" jokes. What you need to understand is every woman on here has had more than enough lines, come on's, come aparts, bullshit, out of their league, nasty guys, old farts, mountain men, 40 year old virgins, married men, gay men pretending to be straight, players, wanna-be's, losers, and freaks. Be respectful. First impressions matter. Bad first email... most women just delete them, I let you know what I think.Best thing anyone said- find something you like about a person and focus on that.I wasn't in prison, I own the cuffs.
His Reply: You are sassy, but eloquent.You're mama is so fat that when she wears her Malcolm X t-shirt helicopters think she is a landing pad.
My Reply: eww
His Reply: I keep waiting for your "yo' mama" jokes. I can keep going.
I knew from the IM this was his attempt to keep the conversations going, seriously... Titan Style, NOT INTERESTED does NOT mean try HARDER.
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