Tuesday, December 21, 2010

Fortease The seahorse- coexisting


This man is small on this the list of ... are you effin kidding me scale, yet he's there just the same.
His Profile name: fortease.... for starters what the fudge kind of name is this? He's from Genola Utah... do they really have internet there? I'm surprised.
His information as he entered it:
I am Seeking a Woman For Dating Do you drink? Socially Marital Status Single Profession stud ent Smarts Associates degree.
His intent on the POF website... fortease isn't seeking a relationship or any kind of commitment. I'm here just to have some fun and to meet some comfortable woman to be around,and hope to have some good feeling around them if one in particular stands out from among the rest i will more than likely be taking her out and be seeing the most of her.
His email to me: "you sure look like a ball of fun, you have such a pretty face, i always brake for beauty, happy holidays sweety"
My Reply:My reply: Not sure what a ball of fun is so thanks but no thanks. Enjoy saying things you wouldnt say in a bar/in person because you know you'd get slapped.
Please feel free to
A.) Light yourself on fire.
B.) Never email me again
C.) Check in with your probation officer and update your sex offender registry.
D.) ALL OF THE ABOVE. You're welcome for the reminder.
The female you emailed who doesnt appreciate your style.
Personally I hope he picks D!! Enough Said.

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