Imagine my surprise when I log in to an email from this ... car salesman.. oops my bad "Health Care Business" I dont mean to insult car sales guys.. David Coles who sold me my new car was really cute and not full of shit.
TitanStyle : Looking for a fun attractive girl
He's a 33 year old from Sandy Utah
His email to me: So, obviously you passed the aesthetics test or shallow men (such as myself) would never contact you, but a buddy of mine was looking over my shoulder and claimed that – without a doubt – your profile looked to have been written by a guy; it’s just too perfect, minus the incompletion. He claimed that any account with so little information is a dead giveaway. I came to your defense, of course, but now we’ve got a $20 bet going as to whether or not you’re real. So I wondered, just between us, am I about to lose $20?
Ugg really.. thoughts.. Are YOU....talking to ME?
My Reply: What part of my profile is incomplete? " it’s just too perfect, minus the incompletion." He claimed that any account with so little information is a dead giveaway." Not sure what else you are looking for, I have put out more information than most. I don't play games and I'm honest so that makes me a dude? Eyeroll... the Tuesday night edition of the wall of shame has your name all over it.
If he only knew I WASN'T KIDDING!!
His Reply: okay...you caught me. just trying to start a convo. are you always this mean? is that your cougar way?
Seriously- is he really this dumb? I'm 37, he's 33 freakin years old almost 34.
My Reply: You tell me my profile is incomplete, you insult me by calling me a guy, and you want courtesy? 37 is hardly a cougar... kitten maybe. I realize you are used to childish things like kicking the girl you like, it doesn't work anymore. For your next victim try being sincere, real and don't kick her. Enjoy your time, you've wasted enough of mine.
Sometimes I'm tempted to date these guys just to meet their parents so I can ask what the HE double hockey sticks they taught their boys.
Lesson here: Kicking the girl you like may have worked in Kindergarten, it doesnt however impress a 37 year old kitten.
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