Lame Duck...Not interested- does not mean try HARDER!

So I logged on.. an IM pops up from the quack... Hi Jessica- my reply: I'm not interested. I closed the IM.

This is followed by an email: Honestly, if you aren't interested that is totally fine. I'd see us being more friends anyway. I'd just like some candid feedback as to why you aren't "interested". Thoughts?

My Reply: I didn't appreciate your approach. I'm straight forward, I put myself out there exactly as I am, you mocked this, insulted me and expected courtesy in return. I've had better conversations with inmates who touch themselves while I spoke. Like I said, try being straight forward. You want games, I hear yahoo will hook you up.

His Reply: Are you used to joking around? What were you in prison for?Honestly, I appreciate the feedback!

My Reply: HA, I joke all the time, but only do it in that sense when I'm ready for a round of "yo-mamma" jokes. What you need to understand is every woman on here has had more than enough lines, come on's, come aparts, bullshit, out of their league, nasty guys, old farts, mountain men, 40 year old virgins, married men, gay men pretending to be straight, players, wanna-be's, losers, and freaks. Be respectful. First impressions matter. Bad first email... most women just delete them, I let you know what I think.Best thing anyone said- find something you like about a person and focus on that.I wasn't in prison, I own the cuffs.

His Reply: You are sassy, but eloquent.You're mama is so fat that when she wears her Malcolm X t-shirt helicopters think she is a landing pad.

My Reply: eww

His Reply: I keep waiting for your "yo' mama" jokes. I can keep going.

I knew from the IM this was his attempt to keep the conversations going, seriously... Titan Style, NOT INTERESTED does NOT mean try HARDER.

Lame Duck for sale CHEAP!

Imagine my surprise when I log in to an email from this ... car salesman.. oops my bad "Health Care Business" I dont mean to insult car sales guys.. David Coles who sold me my new car was really cute and not full of shit.

TitanStyle : Looking for a fun attractive girl

He's a 33 year old from Sandy Utah

His email to me: So, obviously you passed the aesthetics test or shallow men (such as myself) would never contact you, but a buddy of mine was looking over my shoulder and claimed that – without a doubt – your profile looked to have been written by a guy; it’s just too perfect, minus the incompletion. He claimed that any account with so little information is a dead giveaway. I came to your defense, of course, but now we’ve got a $20 bet going as to whether or not you’re real. So I wondered, just between us, am I about to lose $20?

Ugg really.. thoughts.. Are YOU....talking to ME?

My Reply: What part of my profile is incomplete? " it’s just too perfect, minus the incompletion." He claimed that any account with so little information is a dead giveaway." Not sure what else you are looking for, I have put out more information than most. I don't play games and I'm honest so that makes me a dude? Eyeroll... the Tuesday night edition of the wall of shame has your name all over it.

If he only knew I WASN'T KIDDING!!

His Reply: okay...you caught me. just trying to start a convo. are you always this mean? is that your cougar way?

Seriously- is he really this dumb? I'm 37, he's 33 freakin years old almost 34.

My Reply: You tell me my profile is incomplete, you insult me by calling me a guy, and you want courtesy? 37 is hardly a cougar... kitten maybe. I realize you are used to childish things like kicking the girl you like, it doesn't work anymore. For your next victim try being sincere, real and don't kick her. Enjoy your time, you've wasted enough of mine.

Sometimes I'm tempted to date these guys just to meet their parents so I can ask what the HE double hockey sticks they taught their boys.

Lesson here: Kicking the girl you like may have worked in Kindergarten, it doesnt however impress a 37 year old kitten.

Fortease The seahorse- coexisting

This man is small on this the list of ... are you effin kidding me scale, yet he's there just the same.
His Profile name: fortease.... for starters what the fudge kind of name is this? He's from Genola Utah... do they really have internet there? I'm surprised.
His information as he entered it:
I am Seeking a Woman For Dating Do you drink? Socially Marital Status Single Profession stud ent Smarts Associates degree.
His intent on the POF website... fortease isn't seeking a relationship or any kind of commitment. I'm here just to have some fun and to meet some comfortable woman to be around,and hope to have some good feeling around them if one in particular stands out from among the rest i will more than likely be taking her out and be seeing the most of her.

His email to me: "you sure look like a ball of fun, you have such a pretty face, i always brake for beauty, happy holidays sweety"

My Reply:My reply: Not sure what a ball of fun is so thanks but no thanks. Enjoy saying things you wouldnt say in a bar/in person because you know you'd get slapped.
Please feel free to
A.) Light yourself on fire.
B.) Never email me again
C.) Check in with your probation officer and update your sex offender registry.
D.) ALL OF THE ABOVE. You're welcome for the reminder.
The female you emailed who doesnt appreciate your style.

Personally I hope he picks D!! Enough Said.

Wulfee...

I'm looking to share my life with someone special.
Active within 1 hour
42-year-old man
Bountiful, Utah, United States
seeking women 28-42
within 50 miles of Bountiful, Utah, United States
Relationships: Currently Separated !!!!!!
Have kids: Yes, they sometimes live at home (2)
Want kids: Not sure
Ethnicity: White / Caucasian
Body type: Stocky
Height: 5'9" (175cms)
Religion: Spiritual but not religious
Smoke: Occasionally
Drink: Social Drinker .........I don't know what to say....other than....Uhhhhhhhhh....... (which way did he go? DUHHHH) I think I'm what women are looking for. I love kids, (I have kids)..., I'm family orientated, responsible, CLEAN (not sure what he's implying here), intelligent,( I bet he had to look up the spelling) VERY funny, (hee), witty, well read, a romantic, VERY romantic! I think I hold my own in looks??? (maybe).(If Dopey is what you are looking for) Caring, personable, easy going and am looking for a woman to spend the rest of my life with. I hope I can find her here. (Good luck MORON)
On 12/11/2010 Wulfee sent me a wink. Nice gesture, not really what I'm looking for. So I dont say anything.
He sent me an email: Nooo???? Ooops
My Reply: Nooo???? Oooops What?
His Reply: Oops
My Reply: Not sure what your email meant... but I looked at your profile and I have one very strict rule... By the way "it's complicated" is not an acceptable definition for a relationship, it's an excuse for someone who wants out of the one they are in. IF you are married or seperated finalize the ending of your commitment with them before trying to create a new one. It's not fair to those of us free of committment and looking for someone to hold on to. Not even playing. It's not meant to be mean its based on experience... what I did and now what I've been through.
His Reply: Owch
My Reply: I'm not sure what you are trying to say, I don't get your 2 or 1 word emails. Communication is key, and one or two words don't cut it.
His Reply: Here's one or two words for ya.........Your fat
My Reply: Which is why you winked and emailed me right? I may be fat, but you sir are an uneducated mongrel ... can't fix stupid... or in your case stupid and fugly. And you said hi first so........ kma.
At this point I have cancelled my Match.com subscription, I am tired of immature men who cannot handle a woman who is willing to tell it how it is. Do they not see what idiots they make of themselves? In my profile I have it clearly listed- By the way "it's complicated" is not an acceptable definition for a relationship, it's an excuse for someone who wants out of the one they are in. IF you are married or seperated finalize the ending of your commitment with them before trying to create a new one. It's not fair to those of us free of committment and looking for someone to hold on to. .So then he wants to be mad at me and throw out that- Your Fat line, my god are we on the playground here?

On a positive note-I did meet someone this weekend. We'll see.. smiles.

BIG BOYS need LOVE to so dont pass me up .. yep his opening line..

As previously stated, I know I'm going to hell. I just I'm blown away at the options that present themselves..... I know I'm not alone as my older sister is single too.

This is his opening line: you know all this weman on here want a nice guy ,someone that will love them. you BIG BOYS need LOVE to so dont pass me up

He's a 46 year old man from Elko, NV, who is seeking women from 29 to 39 years old.

I do not know one woman who would give this man the time of day. Sad I know but... crap-o-la!

iam 6'1" 360 lb long hair i drive truck iam a country to the bone i love the outdoors i hunt fish and i like to explore i love kids and the mountains iam looking for someone that will love me the rest of my life and i will love her with every thing i got the rest of my life someone that will give me a family . iam a simple man i could have lived 100 to 150 years ago and been happy. iam looking for someone that can live out in the back hills and love it as much as i do . iam not a CITY BOY IAM COUNTRY BOY ,REDNECK ,HILLBILLY ,COWBOY,

He added me as a favorite, I deleted him, this is his email to me and yes it says HI Miss Jessica twice:HI Miss Jessica
HI Miss Jessica iam Jay its nice to meet you. i read your profile and your right about the stick figure thing myself i have been at the right size to being thick you know when i was smaller i had the same feeling and heart as i do now if not more now you know what iam talking about .Well miss jessica i might be redneck "country boy" but one thing i know is a sweet heart when i see one someone with a big heart and lots of love someone oh cares . i would like to chat some time if your up to it . have a nice one jay

Pretty harmless... seems nice enough... No mountain men! Please! 

I see myself as an attractive woman. Yes, I'm curvy, I'm not skinny. But ... really?

I replied nicely- I was good as he didnt deserve any lashes- but I'm sure because I was nice, it wasnt the last I'll hear from him.

My reply: Hi Jay, thank you for writing me. I appreciate your compliments. I wish you luck in your search, I hope you find your match. Take care jessica

Santa- no not bigbear Santa... the real one, all I want for Christmas is one man I can keep for my very own.... one that isnt a meth cowboy, who doesnt take pictures at the cemetary for his profile, please make his face kissable, make him good with kids, make him kind and gentle, make him supportive, strong, handsome, tall. A great personality- good teeth, a good kisser..... please Santa....could you help a girl out? I've been on my best behavior all year!

There are NO words... Midevilman looking for his lady..

So as you just read I'm content with the flavor currently before me... though he is sleeping at his house right now....excuse me while I smile for a second thinking about how he called me even though it was very late- havent missed a night in 26 days. Thinking of him is how I will make it through this post without bawling at the options... out there as a single woman....

Hadnt checked my POF account, I though ah I'll just check it.... Now there is a really cute Medic in my email- seems nice, kinda cute.. so dont let my blog fool you- it's not ALL BAD, but when it is BAD, it's very very bad. Somehow- are you effin kidding me just doesnt seem to..... there really are no words... and yes I know I'm shallow and going straight to hell.

His email to me:

hello my name is owen, just wanted to say that i enjoyed your profile, and was wonder if you would like to chat some time. if you check out my profile i just shaved off my beared this morning and have notput a new pick up yet am going to try today after work, Do you like to go for rides on motorbikes?

Seems nice- right, it shouldnt bother me that his own name is not capitalized and that I is i... or that he had a beared or that he doesnt have a new pick up yet- but "am going to throw up" just doesnt cut it either. I guess motorcycle was too hard to spell?

It kills me- but I decided to click on it.... A-N-Y-W-A-Y..... God, I think I just threw up a little! Okay it was a lot. Nasty! He's 43 and I'm willing to bet- a registered sex offender.

His Profile:

I am in the S.C.A(society for creative anachronism)The SCA is an international organization dedicated to researching and re-creating the arts and skills of pre-17th-century Europe.i am a merchant and heavy armor combatant, i am allso a mead maker,I have a 2003 honda VTX 1800 motorcycle that i love to go on rides a lot, i enjoy cooking if i have some one to cook for, i like pc games watching it rain, moonlit walks, sitting around the camp fire, shooting pool, I am kinda shy tell i get to know you, I have been working for the same employer for over 6 years this is theseconed time working for them my first time was for 5 years, I realy enjoy what i do the hours are the best, and during the summer i am partners with a friend and we merchant at some of the events here in utah, Like the salt lake scotish games,freedom days, pason scotish games, and cash valey cletic days. The S.C.A. lets me get out and camp alot, i have black powder guns that i like to go out and shoot as well

I - wow, barfbag please!! Someone!!

Oh.... wow I cant even get started with this reply until I check the zipcode for 84601 and 10 miles in the surrounding area for the sex offenders.. so thats what I'm going to do. I didnt find him but I am too tired to look really.

So my reply: I suppose the right thing to do right now would be to delete your email and block you- but I have to tell you since you emailed me, you kinda opened the door... Take a real good look at your pictures and tell me that you can honestly see someone like me- with someone like you. I dont want you to write me again with any reply as the very sight of you makes me want to pour DranoMax in my eyes. Seriously. Eww

Flavor...

Baskin Robbins meets Wizard of Oz....

Baskin Robbins has 31 flavors... Why oh WHY can't I? LOL Just kidding... I would be happy with one ... just one very handsome flavor. So far it's 26 days... Not going to hold my breath or get my hopes up. It is however- very very NICE! No matter what the subject we could talk for hours- and have literally. So thats pretty cool.
I will reserve further comments so as not to jinx a good thing.

Tonight I went to a bachelorette party- Lil Ms. Lindsay is getting married! Less than 48 hours now! Kinda Crazy! My hope for them is that they will live happily ....

Unique.....

So I thought I would check out my competition.... So from my profile as others see it-

I clicked the see more like her button.... It pops up with this comment....

Sorry, we didn't find any other matches like Jessicas_Lookin.

Jessicas_Lookin is truly unique.....

I must say I am really amused by this!

My Match.com Profile....

Jessicas_Lookin
Oh hell this better be good.... LOL
36-year-old woman
American Fork, Utah, United States
seeking men 35-43 within 50 miles of American Fork, Utah, United States
Relationships: Divorced
Have Kids: Yes, and they live at home (3)
Want Kids: No, but it's ok if my partner has kids
Ethnicity: White/caucasian
Body Type: Curvy
Height: 5'7
Religion Spiritual but not religious
Smoke- No way
Drink- Social Drinker

for fun:
Picnicing, spending time with my kids and family. Shopping, decorating, painting, crafty, scrapbooking. Entertaining, BBQ's, yard work, designing landscaping, curling up on the couch with a good book or watching a movie.
my job:
Paraprofessional in Law Enforcement. I love my job, it makes me aware but it also makes me over protective of my children and loved ones. But I am perfectly fine with that.
my religion:
I was raised in an LDS home, but I just believe that if you are a good person and that you try to be a better person each day. Live a life you can be proud of you'll be just fine.
favorite hot spots:
We have fantastic mountains surrounding us. Provo Canyon, Squaw Peak, Cascade Springs. I would love to travel to tropical islands. But theres also no place like home.
favorite things:
Crime Scene shows, Snapped, first 48, Fox 13 news, Country music, prime rib, summer time, 4 wheeling, nascar, fireworks, a starry night, flannel sheets, waterfalls, perfect weather, great company, fun conversations.
last read:
Reading- My Sisters Keeper. Love short stories like Readers Digest, I dont get a lot of time to just sit and read unless it's my kids reading to me for homework.
About me:
I'm a divorced mom, I have 3 kids 17, 7 and 3 all with my ex husband. I've been divorced for 5 years after a 14 year marriage. I enjoy making friends, I don't believe you can ever have too many. However the reason I am here is to find my someone. I want to be the one he knows he could live without- but he doesn't want to.

I was scrolling through profiles on here- and found- some guys opening line was "this web site makes me want to cut myself" It makes me think of the funny little stick figure gif file where the stick figure pours gas on himself and lights himself on fire! Sigh, and yet somehow we all believe there is a special person out there that will make all of this torture worth it. At least that's how I feel, hope, believe... if I'm wrong don't dash my dreams... just yet.

Yes, I'm curvy, I'm big boned, and I prefer the word thick, but I am comfortable in my own skin and I like who I am inside and out. That self confidence, my curves combined with bedroom eyes, and a melt you smile gives me an edge over those women who hate themselves, have eating disorders and wont have sex with the lights on! I'm also realistic, I've had 3 kids (UDOT's using my stretchmarks as a guide for the I 15 Core project lol), I have some genetics against me and I like good not so healthy for you food.

I am lucky enough to have been the ugly duckling- so even though I know I'm pretty now, I have to look in a mirror to be reminded - and I still blush when given a compliment. It's something you can never hear enough. I am active and I am working on getting in better shape- however, I'll always be curvy.

My big fat greek er I mean mormon family is very important to me- all 117 of them! I was raised with deep rooted traditions and want that for my children. My siblings are a fantastic group of people to hang out with!

If it starts as friends and becomes more, or if we are lucky enough to find that elusive love at first sight, I want to share my life with someone! I have been patiently waiting, watching and hoping to find my prince. I enjoy a mans company, I love having a family, I want someone to grow old with. I am happy, love my life, my children. I want a man who is secure, who knows what he wants in life.

Be a good person, have goals, have a job, have a belief system and live by it. Know who you are and what you want. Treat people the way you want to be treated. Have a life list, be willing to share it- and work towards checking each item off that list with someone you love! I spent too much time in a marriage that had grown cold. I need that FIRE, passion, desire.

Email me and say HI, send a wink- it's not a marriage proposal!! I'm pretty sure they don't make an automatic withdrawal from your bank account every time that you say hello to a person- unless you use that copy paste- and they should charge you double. If you cant be creative enough to say something different to each woman who catches your eye best log off and work on that. Use your manners- make the conversation count- be able to talk about more than the weather or sex.

I want a man who has experienced enough of the rest to know- when he's found the one... he should hold on to... ME.

DamnSkippy88

I swear the full moon is still shining As if the picture wasnt enough to send me running for the damn hills!!- " hello I'm as simple as thay come I love to (insert rotflmao smiley) so hard I cry. I'm a (Angel smiley)and a(devil smiley) just for fun. I understand you have responsibilities don't we all. lets get somthing to (eating smiley) what do you say? a devorce is tough.I know.
I really dont get it- the picture looks like it's taken in an attic and theres a sewing machine in the background- Does this scream "Silence of the Lambs to anyone else?" UGGG!! Hopefully when I decide how to reply- that will be it.
My reply:Mr.Skippy- where do I start? Your profile picture is creepy- SHAVE your face, do something to control your hair and you might want to look behind you in the picture. It's about putting your best foot- face forward. If this represents the best in you, I'm sorry. Thay is spelled they- an angel and a devil- were you realy just looking for reasons to insert smilies? Somthing is spelled SOMETHING and devorce is divorce. Please do yourself a favor- stop inserting smilies- and use an email or word to write your emails- then use spell check. I'm not being mean, just honest. With this type of email a girl doesn't even want to finish the email - let alone check out your profile.

I'm just an IDAHO SPUD

From: cupiddude Subject: Hi Sent Date: 9/1/2010 5:06:30 PM

hey stranger how RU have U found your prince yet??? Cya Sweetheart;) Dave At this point I'm trying to remember the last time I got drunk, Cause I know I wasnt THAT drunk! LOL Be nice Jess... be nice..... Maybe he's from the office lol
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~From: SmilinJessica Subject: RE:Hi Sent Date: 9/1/2010 7:27:38 PM

hi, I'm trying to decide if I know you if so where from? Familiar yet I'm not placing you.... lol That old familiar feeling of the death chamber at USP.... lol Wonder what his offender number is.
~~~~~~~From: cupiddude Subject: RE:RE:Hi Sent Date: 9/1/2010 9:52:21 PM

Well sweetie I would never forget that sexy smile of yours;)Dave Okay is this a POF stalker? I mean FOR REAL?
From: SmilinJessica Subject: RE:RE:RE:Hi Sent Date: 9/1/2010 10:05:00 PM

Okay- I'm terrible for not remembering can you give me some hints? ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Was this someone from Gators that knew Betty? I mean really-
From: cupiddude Subject: RE:RE:RE:RE:Hi Sent Date: 9/1/2010 10:12:21 PM

I'm a spud digger from idaho but u look like someone i used to know and made me smile:]Have a gnight sweetie;)D Is this man for real?? CREEPY!!!
From: SmilinJessica Subject: RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:Hi Sent Date: 9/1/2010 10:14:31 PM

hmmm Well- sorry I couldnt place you. (WHEW)
From: cupiddude Subject: RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:Hi
Sent Date: 9/2/2010 6:06:07 PM

Me 2 baby haha; I can think of plenty of places Tee Hee;)Well maybe we can chat sometime; I can be crude and**** or please u w/precious remarks like how cute UR and hoe sexy U look in purple w/the matching lipstick!!! MMMMMMM I really like that pix, but i'm sure UR prolly bored w/all the compliments!!!if u wanna chat or send me some cute pix that would be cool...Take Care Swetheart;)Dave,801-589-19** Creeeepy- and cant spell worth a damn and it's not PURPLE it's called "DESIRE" and the FREAK STILL INCLUDED his phone number!

Tortoise and the Hare-

Okay back in the saddle again- On my favorite FREE website- so this is the opening email I received: From: zapss2008 Subject: hey there Sent Date: 9/2/2010 9:17:41 AM

greg here 6'1,219, blu eyes dark hair easy going, origin from east coast been here 6 yrs..love to talk more or meet....like outdoors, goof off walk n talk, movie n dinner pizza n cuddling, hiking, sports, and humor for sure, weekend getaways and well lots...
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From: SmilinJessica Subject: RE:hey there Sent Date: 9/2/2010 8:05:03 PM

Hi Greg its nice to meet you. Vegas ay? Simple reply I thought! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ From: zapss2008 Subject: RE:RE:hey there Sent Date: 9/3/2010 12:36:09 AM 12:36...

yes but love to talk more or even meet...have car will travel lol....hows your week been....702-208-**** if wana text me ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
From: zapss2008 Subject: Hi Sent Date: 9/3/2010 12:36:59 AM and 12:36....

u r such a hottie sweetie....we should meet for sure ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
From: zapss2008 Subject: RE:RE:hey there Sent Date: 9/3/2010 12:40:49 AM and 12:40...

whatcha doin all holiday weekend? hint hint ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
From: SmilinJessica Subject: RE:RE:RE:hey there Sent Date: 9/3/2010 7:14:12 AM

LOL slow down I realize a long weekend would be a great chance to meet a long distance possibility.. However I don't work like that. I want to get to know a person for a bit online before the texting and the face to face. I understand some girls do. I don't. I have 3 children to think of and working corrections I know what kinds of freaks are out there. I am not a desperate single mom. I replied to be nice as long distance relationship is not something I want. Happy fishing So at this point I'm thinking wow- I let him down easy- I was nice, honest. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
From: zapss2008 Subject: RE:RE:RE:RE:hey there Sent Date: 9/3/2010 9:34:30 AM

you right sweetie some goofballs out here and i respect that. well ask away anything u want..here lil bio ok..very easy going guy here from VA oriiginally and some NC, MINN Chicago as well lol...lived here 6 yrs, divorced 4 plus, have a super duper son 16, we best of friends, goof off walk n talk like outdoors, hiking, sports, movie n dinner pizza n cuddling, love life, romance and passsionate guy, love kissing, well with right person hehehe, and more.... I guess I forgot 1 thing.... HINT HINT- cause he obviously didnt get it! Normally I dont think I'd want to be referred to as the tortoise, but when hares like this are in the race... I'm out lol NEXT PLEASE!!

42 year old 2nd grade education.

Okay so after not logging into my Plenty of Fish profile this morning... the first two emails are from a man named Shane.... I cant make this shit up!

First email:

MY NAME is shane im ez going single i like spending my time at home watching moves i dont like bars i do like to cook .i do like to dance.the mountens ,i love my dog and cat i was sereus would u like to go out on valentines?if so lets chat and get to know one an other. if not thats ok .i just seen your pic and thouhgt u were cute. shane my # is 801-561-****

Second email:

sorry i was a little nurevis when i wrote u . then i went back and read it and i left out the part about asking u .ok lets start over i would like to get to know u and if u dont think im strange after leaving out half of my letter or to forword i would b honerd to take u out v day .if u would like to get 2 know me fill free to call 801-561-****.sorry im just a little nurvis

At this point I am trying to be nice... but it blows my mind. I'm not a Spelling Bee winner... but good HELL!

My nice reply to the 2nd email:

Shane I appreciate the invitation to go out, however I will have to politely decline. You might consider using a spell check that comes with most emails and copy and paste your emails in the plenty of fish email so you dont appear so uneducated. For future reference nurevis is actually spelled nervous, and honerd is honored and forword is forward, u is spelled you, and 2 is to or too depending on how you are using it. Best wishes in your search. Please do not reply.

When I get these I dont even know how to reply anymore....